{"product_id":"9781405961424","title":"Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAuthor: Jeremy Clarkson\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eAutobiography: arts \u0026amp; entertainment\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch5\u003ePublished on 18 July 2024 by Penguin Books Ltd in the United Kingdom as part of 'the Diddly Squat' series.\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003ch4\u003ePaperback | 192 pages\u003cbr\u003e200 x 130 x 14mm | 142g\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003eGet tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out---After three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming:whatever you hope will happen, won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department, or derision from Kaleb. Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa. And the stifling thickets of red tape keep only one person smiling – Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e But the animals couldn’t be happier. A rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro is delighting the cows. The pigs are bringing home the bacon. And the goats are . . . most probably psychopaths.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Yet on the good days it hard not to be optimistic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Where else do you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner? Maybe it’s not just Break-heart Maestro who gets a happy ending?----Readers are loving Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly‘Another funny book from Jeremy. This one made me chuckle but, my only complaint it's too short. I wanted more. Hopefully Another book is being written as we speak’ ***** Reader Review‘I love the show and I love the books. Both make me chuckle but have also given me an insight into farming and how hard farming is’ **** Reader Review‘I’ve read the previous books and loved those as well.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Witty and funny with depth and a bit of seriousness’ **** Reader Review ‘Loved it, quickest book I've ever read. Can't wait for the next Clarkson instalment’ **** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jeremy Clarkson","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57391061762373,"sku":"9781405961424","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/3721\/6069\/files\/9781405961424.jpg?v=1773516842","url":"https:\/\/stripyduckbookshopcafe.co.uk\/products\/9781405961424","provider":"The Stripy Duck Bookshop Café","version":"1.0","type":"link"}